hafen

the act of licking seamen out of antoher persons hand while massagiing the testicles.

that women was doing a hafen on me

by Pnut Butter February 13, 2007

hafenize

To self ridicule by virtue of vocalizing utter lack of wit and humor, followed by a solitary laugh

Dave was hafenized by when he told the Hitler joke in the synagogue, and thus was met with dead silence from the audience.

by Biff Yamazaki July 18, 2003