Hackoed

When a person gets so high they have no idea what is going on and turns into Dr.giggles.

That guy got so hackoed he just giggled all night.

by HackoDis November 17, 2025

hacked off

pissed off, angry, frustrated.

What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?

by acunninglinguist June 27, 2005

Hacked by Chinese

"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.

Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.

by Tony Sidaway September 22, 2005

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

I was hacked

What is said after a drunk night of talking dirty to your high crush over any social media platform.

I didn't post any of that stuff! I was hacked!

by thewhip May 27, 2015

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

all hacked up

To be sick, especially with a cold or other illness that induces coughing.

Dude, my brother came home with a cold last night and now I'm all hacked up!

by Jordstar January 26, 2006