Hackangel 

A nice looking young guy who always smiles. He has lots of friends and we wishers

Be a Hackangel

Hackangel by Tony Angel April 3, 2020

Hackage 

when a persons computer gets hacked, the result is hackage. If it is really badly hacked, then it is major hackage.

"Shit, they just hacked the FBI's computer!"
"Woah, major hackage."

Hackage by S.Reid February 20, 2009

HACKAMELATAPOOCHI 

An old Egyptian word my classmate was supposed to read, but he didn't know how to say it, so this came out instead.

(Class is reading about ancient Egypt)

Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.

Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"

Me: ..Go on?

Kam: I dunno how to say it.

Me: Just go for it.

Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"

Me: *wheezing*

HACKAMELATAPOOCHI by confused nick face October 18, 2019

Hack-angel 

A ridiculous - looking fat fuck, who fucks rodents just to define their h2o level...

What an hack-angel of a man...

Hack-angel by B-hawk February 7, 2020

hkangela 

one of the best fucking blogs on tumblr

me: omg do you follow hkangela because shes perf

hkangela by c0mforting October 28, 2012

hkangela 

hkangela is an amazing tumblrblog. she is the nicest person on tumblr, also she is very pretty. her blog is pure amazingness. like if two unicorns had buttsex hkangela would be the outcome.

-hey man have you heard of hkangela?
-fuck yeah she's my favorite!

hkangela by beach-bl0nd3s October 27, 2012

haloangel 

A gigantic penis weighting at least 10 pounds, very very veiny like a bodybuilders forearm. used to breed livestock by placing a turkey baster in the urethra filled with cow sperm, its HUGE!! usually covered in fecal matter...

our shortage of cattle was solved due to us hiring a haloangel

haloangel by O_o-omgwhat! May 31, 2010