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when a persons computer gets hacked, the result is hackage. If it is really badly hacked, then it is major hackage.
"Shit, they just hacked the FBI's computer!"
"Woah, major hackage."
Hackage by S.Reid February 20, 2009

HACKAMELATAPOOCHI 

An old Egyptian word my classmate was supposed to read, but he didn't know how to say it, so this came out instead.
(Class is reading about ancient Egypt)

Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.

Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"

Me: ..Go on?

Kam: I dunno how to say it.

Me: Just go for it.

Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"

Me: *wheezing*

Hack-angel 

A ridiculous - looking fat fuck, who fucks rodents just to define their h2o level...
What an hack-angel of a man...
Hack-angel by B-hawk February 7, 2020

hkangela 

one of the best fucking blogs on tumblr
me: omg do you follow hkangela because shes perf
hkangela by c0mforting October 28, 2012

hkangela 

hkangela is an amazing tumblrblog. she is the nicest person on tumblr, also she is very pretty. her blog is pure amazingness. like if two unicorns had buttsex hkangela would be the outcome.
-hey man have you heard of hkangela?
-fuck yeah she's my favorite!
hkangela by beach-bl0nd3s October 27, 2012

haloangel 

A gigantic penis weighting at least 10 pounds, very very veiny like a bodybuilders forearm. used to breed livestock by placing a turkey baster in the urethra filled with cow sperm, its HUGE!! usually covered in fecal matter...
our shortage of cattle was solved due to us hiring a haloangel
haloangel by O_o-omgwhat! May 31, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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