hkangela is an amazing tumblrblog. she is the nicest person on tumblr, also she is very pretty. her blog is pure amazingness. like if two unicorns had buttsex hkangela would be the outcome.
-hey man have you heard of hkangela?
-fuck yeah she's my favorite!
A gigantic penis weighting at least 10 pounds, very very veiny like a bodybuilders forearm. used to breed livestock by placing a turkey baster in the urethra filled with cow sperm, its HUGE!! usually covered in fecal matter...
our shortage of cattle was solved due to us hiring a haloangel
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.