A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless
sheep per
day during the summer months. Mainly
retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they
wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.
Bro
one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"
Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"
Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."
Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"
Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"
Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."
Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other
day and I've been talking to this one on the
phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."
Dumb twat's friend: "Bring
extra lube."