A zealot or a bigot. Type of person who is unwilling or unable to change their values when confronted with alternatives. Is most used to reflect generational clash of values. Can be used as an adjective or noun.
Adjective: 'My Dad is quite habotnic, he won't change his views.'
Noun: 'A habotnic Dad like you would not allow me to enjoy the trendy things in life.'
A harjot is the cutest person you’ll ever meet everyone needs a harjot in there life, he’ll make you feel like your wanted and loved especially if u have a crush on a harjot or if ur with a harjot, jus know that if u have a harjot in ur life you have all the love in the world
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!