HYPSC

An acronym for the five most prestigious universities in the United States: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Columbia.

I wish I could get into a HYPSC to impress my grandma...

HYPSC by habitmonster June 15, 2021

Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is when you go against something that you preach or believe in

A lesbian using a dildo is pure hypocrisy

Hypocrisy by Scotch Jock December 15, 2021

Hypochristian 

(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.

Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!

Hypochristian by SpiSpi June 29, 2005

Hypochondriac 

Hypochondriac refers to the person suffering from Hypochondria. This is often not understood and can be refereed to as 'someone who moans a lot about everything that is wrong with them.' it can also be assumed that it is someone who is always ill. A Hypochondriac is actually someone with a phobia of being ill. They are often terrified that they or a loved one will develop and thus die from a serious condition. It can be dealt with using Cognitive Behavior Therapy etc. Many people with the condition recover fully if they receive appropriate counseling. If you think you know someone who is a hypochondriac deal with the situation sympathetically, it can be just as bad as a fear of drowning. Try to encourage the person to seek help from a therapist to help them deal with their fears.

Hypochondriac refers to the person who has the phobia Hypochondria. It is a fear, just like the fear of spiders or drowning.

Hypochondriac by misstash007 March 19, 2015

Hypochristian 

(1) Much like a hypocrite, a hypochristian is one who acts and/or self-proclaims themselves to be a Christian or have Christian-like qualities, beliefs and virtues in public, church or anywhere else people can observe them.

(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.

Joe: Man, how can Brittany lecture me about having sex before marriage, when she has slept with the whole baseball team?

Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.

Hypochristian by xKODIAKx March 25, 2009

hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.

It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.

Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.

Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."

Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"

*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*

hypocrisy by cropduster777 May 13, 2009

Hypoclint

Someone who makes a homosexual advance on a member of the same sex.

Clinton Cruicshank is such a hypoclint for trying to kiss me.

Hypoclint by jojojiji May 26, 2009