how are 

A chill but welcoming greeting, often used instead of "how are you"

how are?
how are.

how are by currycollege June 14, 2025

How are you now 

The typical conversation starter, or greeting which South Western Ontario residences use. Very common in rural areas, and becomes less common the closer you get to urban areas. More commonly pronounced "How'r'yah'now", with hard pronunciation on vowels.

Gord- "How are you now?"
Mike- "Good, and you?"
Gord- "Not s'bad"

How are you now by Chic1550 October 31, 2017

how are babies made? 

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy injects his no-no part into the mommy's no-no part.

Timmy''how are babies made?''
John''They fuck each other''
Timmy:''that explains a lot''

how are babies made? by Ifyoudothisyoudothisyeah February 9, 2018

How Are You Doing Today? 

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

How Are You Doing Today? by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

How are you?

I'm fine. Thank you, I needed it.

How are you?

I'm ok, I guess

How are you? by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 10, 2020

how are you going 

something Australian people say that means "how are you"

Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Hey, how are you going?
Person 1: Great!

how are you going by ayybitch July 27, 2012

How are you?

The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.

I was dying of cancer and had to see my doctor. He asked me, "How are you?"

How are you? by Stephan Smolka January 17, 2009