Treesurf

The best and worst minecraft SMP that you've never heard of! It runs on aternos! You cannot join it.

Person 1: "Let's play treesurf!"
Person 2: "Not in the mood now."
Person 3: "Start the server"

by TheManInTheChickenCostume November 19, 2021

/give @a hugs 64

A splash text in Minecraft that you deserve

Minecraft: /give @a hugs 64

by TheManInTheChickenCostume February 10, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

treesurf

The best and worst minecraft SMP that you've never heard of and cannot join! It even runs on aternos! It's got all kinds of people who like to play minecraft

Person 1: "Wanna play treesurf?"
Person 2: "I'm not really in the mood..."
Person 3: "Yeah sure, turn on the server!"

by TheManInTheChickenCostume November 19, 2021

How are you?

I'm fine. Thank you, I needed it.

How are you?

I'm ok, I guess

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 10, 2020

Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

Train

Literately the best fuc*ing rhing

I like trains

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020