horse balls
horse balls by sexikrissyXD January 29, 2009
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Horse-Balls
Unnecessary added features to video games, that adds nothing to the overall quality, yet people still put an over-emphasis on, such as adding testicles to the horses in Red Dead Redemption 2.
Horse-Balls by dr.sarcasm September 1, 2026
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Giant horse, cock and balls
A saying that emphasizes the s cons part of something. For example if you see a horse of spiders you would say “giant horse” and then when the massive spider appears you finish it off with “cock and balls”
Giant horse, cock and balls by Suck me Alex January 11, 2021
horse ball
guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"
horse ball by johniscool44 April 15, 2024
balls hose
Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
balls hose by brexitroy March 19, 2022
House Ball
House Ball by aJayHook July 19, 2010
House Ball
house ball
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun
1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.
2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.
— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers
Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun
1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.
2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.
— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers
Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
• “Launched the ball, drained instantly — that’s a house ball.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
House Ball by GuidoDaPimp September 14, 2025
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