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hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.
Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!
hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Honeymustardize 

To improve to a fantastic degree like when you add honey mustard to pretty much anything.
Melvina wanted to honeymustardize her outfit, so she added her awesome, sparkly scarf.
Honeymustardize by Nerfect April 13, 2010

Hoemuffin 

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.
"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."
Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

Moneymuff 

A large unshaven piece of pubic hair that is capable of catching a falling 50 cent piece from a distance of 28 inches.
Man, I lost three 50 cent pieces my grandad gave to me. I’d better check my moneymuff because I always lose things in there.
Moneymuff by Coke Can June 4, 2018

honeymustard goat 

Honeymustard Goat is a pronoun used when sexually attracted to goats bathed in honey mustard
I'm a Honeymustard Goat and I'm proud

honeymunch 

A boy with an idea.
It’s not a good idea. But it’s an idea
He’s so honeymunch I can’t believe it
honeymunch by Maurice27 March 30, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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