Moneymuff 

A large unshaven piece of pubic hair that is capable of catching a falling 50 cent piece from a distance of 28 inches.

Man, I lost three 50 cent pieces my grandad gave to me. I’d better check my moneymuff because I always lose things in there.

Moneymuff by Coke Can June 4, 2018

Monomuff

hairs that grow on a womans vagina (peubic hair)
that is over grown and grows down each leg and up to your belly button

Carlos: That girl in the swimming pool today had a huge monomuff

Becky: Ewh

Monomuff by CharlesCharlyCarrot April 20, 2009

MonkeyMuffin 

A plump delicious looking shaved vagina

I nearly drooled thinking about her monkeymuffin

MonkeyMuffin by ChoPPeR 900xl June 3, 2021

HONEYMUFF

A blonde haired female. As above so below.

"Wow! bet she has a sweet honeymuff!"

HONEYMUFF by Dr Muffology January 21, 2019

monkeypuff 

Monkey puffing is when you are smoking an illicit substance (usually meth) with the use of a glass bubble pipe and instead of sucking the smoke normally, you hit it while pushing little puffs of air in and out using your cheeks, resembling the sound a little monkey makes. The purpose of this method is to a. Check the quality of the substance that you're smoking to see if the smoke falls or rises, due to being stomped on b. For some strange reason you get bigger hits c. It annoys the living piss out of the people you're smoking with so MAYBE they'll go away and stop smoking your dope.

I just saw Julie monkeypuff the new shit we got and she fell over dead! There must be fentanyl in it.

monkeypuff by Mr.Tank February 28, 2024