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by brenden! July 16, 2021

The Hotdaga

An animated cartoon that appears at the end of each buzzfeed unsolved postmortem. Featuring beloved and critically acclaimed characters such as Gene- who is french fries.

Ryan hates it.

Our weekly QnA concluded, I now welcome you to the part of the show we call the Hotdaga, a Hotdog Saga commissioned by Ryan Steven Bergara, written by me (Shane Madej), and adored by every single viewer, and if you don't like it you can kiss my Appletaters.

by pinkpuddles95 October 7, 2018

Tab-Hoarder

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...

The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)

by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012

chin-hoarder

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.

by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012

Hotdog Dream

When you have a dream that you are a big, plump, steamy, juicy hotdog, so big and plump that the bun will not close around you. Then you realize that ketchup is sliding out the end of the bun, and then you wake up incarcerated, and your cellmate's chin is resting on your shoulder while he's fucking you up the asshole...

Hey, in prison such choices aren't always yours to make.

Jim got himself locked up and had the hotdog Dream. Now he can't shit without it looking like a Swiss cake roll.

by Mjolnir12982 September 4, 2016

hoatsed

getting played by the new girl.

did you see what happened to him in history?

no. what?

the new girl fucking hoatsed him.

by skankdesnutz14 October 13, 2016

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004