Hoard

a large amount of something valuable that is kept hidden

a hoard of jewels.
a squirrel's hoard of nuts.

by toxicvic June 28, 2019

Hoard

Write numerous comments or post all over someones Facebook wall.

"I just hoarded all over your wall"

by Crackie19 August 20, 2011

Hoard

1. A term used by the prototypical white kid from Montana to sound intimidating when using the word "hard";

2. of or pertaining to the firmness of one's physical composition;

3. A means of surviving a car accident;

4. a way in which one can ball;

How hoard is my Quiksilver outfit?

Man, if I was only as hoard as Brad Pitt wearing a white t-shirt.

These weeks at the gym have made me hoard.

You would have died after the first 23 flips, good thing im hoard.

Damn you look sick in those hilfiger pants and fubu threads. Your ballin' out hoard tonight!

by Tanner Falcon January 29, 2006

Hoard

There's three definitions for this word

1. a treasure
2. A collection
3. A trash pile

1. " You've got a hoard of gold!"
2. " why do you have a hoard of stickers?"
3. " I have to get rid of this hoard."

by Siblings_Fight October 3, 2023

Hoard Bitch

A girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. Hoard Bitches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. They may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. Hoard Bitches are never satisfied with one man. Self respecting men should always avoid speaking to Hoard Bitches to make sure they don't become part of their 'hoard'.

Guy 1: 'I was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull'.

Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.

Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.

Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.

Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.

by NathyB23 April 20, 2015

Hoard Diving

The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.

Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.

Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.

Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.

by dconder July 28, 2011

The Mandy Hoard

It's the heisman, only more awesome.

"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

by Your Mom From Another Mother June 3, 2009