HO-sed

What happened to Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage to Kim Kardashian.

The country boy woke up and found his date and wallet missing after a passionate night of love-making. "She said that she loved me, but I guess I just got HO-sed."

HO-sed by Oh-zone November 2, 2011

hosed 

1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD

hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012

hosed down 

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

hosed down by Telephony November 28, 2011

hosed 

1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"

hosed by wise February 14, 2003

hosed up 

To be completely messed up or ruined; FUBAR-ed (fucked up beyond all recognition)

He really hosed up that project.

hosed up by dHALL November 3, 2007

Hosed 

Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.

"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

Hosed by burnmonica February 7, 2009

hosed down her buttons 

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)

Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night

hosed down her buttons by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009