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Lol hi, do your nuts hurt? 

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.
Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*
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Used to describe the intelligence and the beauty of a female: Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Smart, Interesting, Just Amazing In All Ways, Sometimes a bitch (but still worth it)
She is such a hilola
You are so hilola

I can't believe how hilola you are
hilola by grj May 12, 2018
When something is so fucking hilarious it makes you laugh out loud.
It was hilolrius when Mauno accidentally nailed his nuts to a plank with the nail gun.
Hilolrius by BennyQT January 30, 2009

Hilolrious 

Pronounced He-lol-re-us

Like hilarious, only with more lols.
-A man walks into a bar... he has a drinking problem, and his marriage is falling apart- -HILOLRIOUS!-
Hi and Lol mixed together as a way of saying hi lol when texting friends without using good grammar.
Today
Hilol.

Hey wassup dude.

Howsit
hilol by an orangutan who died on October 8, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026