Headed

When you start to feel lightheaded after hitting a juul several times.

Joey: “Dude, I’m headed as fuck...”
Matthew: “You hit your juul like 9 times man... of course you are !”

by Godfatherr September 9, 2018

headed

To be given oral sex

Joe was headed by Jane yesterday

by Natle May 1, 2007

headed

sexiest man ive ever seen

headed is sexy

by sadasdasdasasda March 4, 2022

Headed-nowhere

When you date a girl for a month without getting head so you know it's going nowhere or she must be a lesbian/alien.

Jroc: How long have you and ashley been going out?

Vanilla wafer$: A month bromosabi.

Jroc: And she still hasn't prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.

by mophead1 July 18, 2010

Headed For A Heartbreak

Yeah

Morning came and I was on my way
When you reminded me
I had too soon forgotten
It was you that set me free
Yeah, you were here when I came
You'll be here when I'm gone
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

Darling, don't wait up for me
Tonight I won't be home
You've become a stranger
I just got to be alone
Don't need nobody on my side
To dull the blade I'm on
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

It's no mistake
Don't you think I can feel the pain?
I walk away, to live again

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak (Don't make me hurt you)
Headed for a heartbreak ('Cause I love you)
Headed for a heartbreak

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

Headed Up

The act of putting headphones in or on one's ear so as to obstruct their ability to perceive auditory cues from their outside environment.

I'm headed up so if you need me give me a tap on the shoulder.

by TGChris November 29, 2010

Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023