hamdog 

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

hamdog by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009

Hamdog 

A hamster hotdog.

Hey Alex could you make me a Hamdog? My new hamster killed itself.

Hamdog by ochiipika July 12, 2023

hamdog 

A hotdog wrapped in a hamburger pattie that is then deep fried and served on a hoagie roll with chili, cheese, onions, bacon, and a fried egg.

After eating that hamdog, I felt like I was gonna die.

hamdog by bugmenot369 October 1, 2008

hamdog 

1.a penis or (shlong)
2.a nickname given to someone called Hamish

"whatsup ham dog?"
"I never touch my hamdog!"

hamdog by hammer... September 2, 2003

HAMDOG 

Ham humps dogs

John : did you hear hamdog last night

Claire: yeah it smelled too

HAMDOG by Hotemokitten7 August 19, 2021

Ha? Hatdog

Used by Filipino assholes to try to fucking shit on someone while they're explaining something to people.

Man 1: Do you know the...
Man 2: Ha?
Man 1: I said do you know the--
Man 2: HATDOG HAHAHAHA PAKYU KA BA ULUL GAGO
Definition: Ha? Hatdog in this case is used to fuckin shit on someone

Ha? Hatdog by Mama mo san darating September 24, 2018

hatdog 

-annoys literally most of Filipinos

-used in conversations

Friend: Did u know she's smart.
Me : Ha?
Friend: Wdym
Me: Hatdog
Friend: JDSIJDISKDKSKDD

hatdog by ayoyoy January 1, 2019