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When two hermaphrodites (hermies or hermdoggers) have intercourse while penetrating eachothers vaginas with their penises.
hermdoggin by Balmoral Drunks September 1, 2010
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HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome
I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.
This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.
This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.
You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome
HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018
Hotdogging
Also known as Hotdoggin':
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.
While showering with his wife Tina, Bill slides his penis between Tinas butt cheeks. Exclaiming "Hotdogging", Bill feels victorious.
Hotdogging by Bottlevsface August 29, 2007
Hotdoggin
The act of putting ones penis in a hot dog bun, then taking a picture and sending it as a 'sext'.
Variations: The act of putting ones penis in a food item with the purpose of taking a picture and sending it via text.
Variations: The act of putting ones penis in a food item with the purpose of taking a picture and sending it via text.
"Wow, Jonathan sent me a picture of his penis in a hot dog bun." "Its called hotdoggin, its the newest fad."
"I was hotdoggin and Ayla actually liked it." "Hotdoggin?" "She asked for a picture of my penis, so I put it in a bowl of soup and sent it."
"I was hotdoggin and Ayla actually liked it." "Hotdoggin?" "She asked for a picture of my penis, so I put it in a bowl of soup and sent it."
Hotdoggin by The Ace and Poleryder February 5, 2013
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Hotdogging
(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:
The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."
2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."
2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
Hotdogging by UF-FL UPS February 4, 2010