H2CUS 

An acronym which means, Hope To See You Soon

Have a great night... H2CUS

H2CUS by wertghudfjsdf August 18, 2007

hocus pocus alimagocus 

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

hocus pocus alimagocus by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

hocus pocus 

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

hocus pocus by pockets June 21, 2003

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

Hocus Pocus Bitch by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer 

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Hocus Pocus 

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.

I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.

Hocus Pocus by Jack Squat January 27, 2005

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. 

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. by giltinė October 29, 2020