Häsen

Häsens are really cute persons, who will always make you laugh reallyyy hard. They are the most funniest girls ever. If u have a Häsen as friend, you are LUCKY. You'll have many inside jokes with a Häsen. A Häsen is a rabbit and can also be a really good detective. A Häsen needs a Bärsen as friend.

Häsen: laughs
Bärsen: starts laughing too
Both: wont stop laughing for years

Häsen by felieeee December 6, 2020

Hasen 

Hasen is the type of guy that is always looking for a good time and can always have fun. He always gets a lot of attention from girls because he’s a cutie. Hasen is high key the best everyone needs a Hasen. He’s a true slime.

no one:
every girl:“Hasens kinda hot tbh”

Hasen by Quintolover November 27, 2019

Die Hasen 

Also known as 'The Bunnies.' Die Hasen is characterized as a God-like species that in modern society rules the world in secret. All organizations, governments, and humans fall to their whims and bow to their will. The leader, or as we call it, "God", is known as the Easter Hasen. The way in which Die Hasen is worshiped is through constantly yelling 'DIE HASEN' at whoever is near you.

They're coming! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN!!

Die Hasen by Zouma March 13, 2011

ficken wie die hasen

German expression that means F*** like the bunnies.

Do you want to ficken wie die hasen?

ficken wie die hasen by Darren March 29, 2004

Dinah Jane Hansen 

Dinah Jane Hansen is the tallest, youngest, and arguably the most hilariously discombobulated member of Fifth Harmony. This dawg is best known for her incredible vocal range, which includes high notes that can make pepecas burst in a matter of seconds, and for her manner of speaking in a language called Dinese, which is part-Tongan/part-English/part-made-up-hashtags. Pero like Dinah is always tweeting and she can do it hella fast because of her huge poly fingers, which are rumored to be about 5 times the length of Ally's. Dinah Jane draws her support not only from her other four sistahs in the singing group, but also from her small family of 1432 close relatives. Whether she's falling asleep in a random place, getting left in a van, hacking people's twitter accounts, or just getting lost, Dinah does everything with her own flavor of poly swag.

Who was that girl from LYLAS who started crying and then no one knew how to comfort her?
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!

Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!

Dinah Jane Hansen by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 17, 2013

Zach Hansen 

It all started in 1993 Zachary Hansen was born. He was born to a conservative family of buyers and sellers . Zach's family had been buying and selling for generations so it only seemed fit that he would grow up to take on his ancestors path . fast forward 10 years he began buying and selling anything he could around school to help make sure that everything they owned was paid off. evebtually around the eighth grade he saw no reason to stay in school as it wasnt helping his bartering skills nor his business skills, Because come on how are you going to pay everything off while being in school for 8 FULL hours a day . He ran into a rough couple of years when he lost interest in buying and selling so that lead him to apply at a local supermarket none other than walmart it's self . He waited and waited until he finally came to the realization that they were not going to call him back this infuriated Zach Hansen. He vowed to take revenge by showing walmart and anyone who had a shitty walmart job that he didnt need them and he could do this on his own. It was a very rough start for Zach Hansen but he pushed through and continued his days of buying and selling until he was finally able to pay off a house , truck, and a car Zach is a living testament that if you work your ass off and buy and sell shit , YOU too can have everything paid off including a honda shadow .

Zach Hansen : Good thing I couldn't give a fuck less about some keyboard warriors think.

I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs

Zach Hansen by DannyKuro April 10, 2021

Camp Hansen 

The shittiest base to live on. No commissary, the chow hall blows, the gym is always too full. The PX is too damn small. Home to the stupid ass 9th ESB. The chick to dick ratio in Camp Hansen is about 1:100. The only form of entertainment is Kin Town, in which you can get fucked up, or just get fucked. Most Marines choose to EAS after their first 4 years after staying at this god forsaken camp.

Marine 1: Dude Camp Foster is Amazing, i love being in Okinawa.
Marine 2: Fuck you man i'm stuck on Camp Hansen, the most fun i had was getting my dick tugged at Golden Safari and throwing up in Rock America.

Camp Hansen by killermccoy April 5, 2012