hasenmyer 

A large family of extremely attractive people. Usually, everyone in the family has a quick tongue, always with a snappy comeback.

"That girl is so sassy! Such a Smart Alec."
"Oh, she's a Hasenmyer. She's just witty."
"Oh, okay man. That makes sense."

hasenmyer by The_umtimate_Bob May 14, 2016

Hagemyer

A kinky sexual position that starts when the woman has an orgasm so awesome that she has a seizure, and then, after about twenty more minutes of head, you end up tangled in a position where its just too much damn work to freakin get out of it, so just enjoy it the way it is.

Me and LaQueefa totally ended up in a huge Hagemyer last night.

Hagemyer by rapist69 May 5, 2008

hasenauer 

Sexy

Damn she’s Hasenauer asf

hasenauer by diem February 3, 2021