HämJoe

A cutie.

Did you see those new clothes HämJoe wore today. He's a total cutie

-HämJoe's Cellmate

HämJoe by Breadstick_Bob18 June 19, 2022

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

hamjob by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

hamjelly 

A 700 pound naked fat woman. If you see one, it will burn out your eyes.

Look at her! Its a hamjelly!

hamjelly by dark samurai08 August 3, 2004

hamoed 

White boy wasted; pants shittingly drunk

My boy was so Hamoed last night he shopped naked at IKEA!

hamoed by Hamoed May 18, 2014

hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

hamjob by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008

hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

hamjob by imbadinnv September 6, 2005

hamwoe

Being in a state of excess grumpiness/grief or throwing a temper tantrum over a trivial matter. From ham + woe. Ham initially referred to the meat, but can also mean to exaggerate, similar to when actors ham it up.

A man held a longterm grievance after his parents fed him cheap processed luncheon meat as a child, while they themselves ate quality ham, giving him the first case of hamwoe.

If the drink I ordered doesn't turn up in five minutes I'll break down into a hamwoe until they let me have it for free!

hamwoe by TheHarvester November 17, 2020