hamwoe

Being in a state of excess grumpiness/grief or throwing a temper tantrum over a trivial matter. From ham + woe. Ham initially referred to the meat, but can also mean to exaggerate, similar to when actors ham it up.

A man held a longterm grievance after his parents fed him cheap processed luncheon meat as a child, while they themselves ate quality ham, giving him the first case of hamwoe.

If the drink I ordered doesn't turn up in five minutes I'll break down into a hamwoe until they let me have it for free!

by TheHarvester November 17, 2020

hamoed

White boy wasted; pants shittingly drunk

My boy was so Hamoed last night he shopped naked at IKEA!

by Hamoed May 18, 2014

Hamwork

Another word for homework but when you eat ham

i love doing hamwork

by ryan ig January 8, 2021

HämJoe

A cutie.

Did you see those new clothes HämJoe wore today. He's a total cutie

-HämJoe's Cellmate

by Breadstick_Bob18 June 19, 2022

hamboe

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!

She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given

by dennise May 22, 2008

Hamweasel

A person who is short, cannot run fast, and greatly resembles a weasel. An ugly one.

" He looks like such a hamweasel. "

by Mintyfresh007 March 14, 2009

Hamoe Squad

Gaming and music clan , made by Lynn Bowden Jr.

Lynn bowden has “H 🎈S” tattooed on his face which stands for Hamoe squad

by Iminthemob August 24, 2021