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Being in a state of excess grumpiness/grief or throwing a temper tantrum over a trivial matter. From ham + woe. Ham initially referred to the meat, but can also mean to exaggerate, similar to when actors ham it up.
A man held a longterm grievance after his parents fed him cheap processed luncheon meat as a child, while they themselves ate quality ham, giving him the first case of hamwoe.

If the drink I ordered doesn't turn up in five minutes I'll break down into a hamwoe until they let me have it for free!
hamwoe by TheHarvester November 17, 2020
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White boy wasted; pants shittingly drunk
My boy was so Hamoed last night he shopped naked at IKEA!
hamoed by Hamoed May 18, 2014
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Another word for homework but when you eat ham
i love doing hamwork
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Did you see those new clothes HämJoe wore today. He's a total cutie

-HämJoe's Cellmate
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A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!
She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given
hamboe by dennise May 22, 2008

Hamweasel 

A person who is short, cannot run fast, and greatly resembles a weasel. An ugly one.
" He looks like such a hamweasel. "
Hamweasel by Mintyfresh007 March 14, 2009

Hamoe Squad

Gaming and music clan , made by Lynn Bowden Jr.
Lynn bowden has “H 🎈S” tattooed on his face which stands for Hamoe squad
Hamoe Squad by Iminthemob August 24, 2021
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