The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.

Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.

Grimy Goulash by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

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gulag

labor camps Russian Revolution

Serfs who disobeyed Stalin were given the sentence to go to the gulag.

gulag by ML March 27, 2003

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Gulapanatics

Loyal fans of Dante Gulapa. A very famous man in the Philippines. He is the symbol of TRUE LOVE, sacrifice, honesty, and passion. He is also known for his signature move Philippine Eagle Dance and the META MECHA ROBOTICS Dance Moves.

There is also a new Religion in the Philippines called "Ang Gulapanatic na Daan" saying he is the second coming of Christ.

Father: Son, do you know Dante Gulapa?
Son: Yes dad, I'm a solid Gulapanatics!

Father: Good. I can now die in peace.

Gulapanatics by MTGD March 3, 2019

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