Gwollop

A large dollop, but specifically for items such as ice cream, where the extra size may cause trouble.

I put a gwollop of nutella on my bread, it may have been too much nutella

by GwollopusTheThird October 17, 2025

John Gollop

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.

Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!

by Guern September 30, 2008

Myles Gollop

Myles Gollop is the goat. If you have a problem, he can fix it. He is the greatest basketball player of all time. If you know him, you are lucky because it's an honor to know such a great, loving, and beautiful person.

"Wow bruh, is that Myles Gollop? I'm scared he's finna cook me 1 on 1"

by thefbi February 21, 2019

gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by Johnny July 3, 2006

Grollope

Noun
A wild or preposterous remark or string of words.
Verb
(Grolloping)
Act of saying aloud ludicrous words and statements

"The big monkey was taught English, and started spewing out grollope."
"The drunk man was grolloping in the streets of Detroit."

by BartolomewLivingstade September 23, 2023

Golloped

The word for completely screwing over your backers in a crowdfunding campaign.

I completely Golloped my backers and signed an exclusive deal with Epic Store so the game won't be on Steam for a year after release.

by Steelsky March 25, 2019

Max gollop

Max gollop is another termed used to define an absolute legend who cares more about drugs than his GCSE's, and gets bare fit malts and that does NOT include spotty arse hoes

Bro you such a max gollop

by You-fuckin-druggo69 June 24, 2016