Gwillis 

When you are super unlucky and always get injured.

"oh my gosh what have you done?"
"oh my gosh she's done Gwillis"
"classic"

Gwillis by rainbowkitty123 September 9, 2018

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014

Gwilliam

An unforgettable goblin who gives the best blowjobs.

"You can forget your sins, but you can never forget your Gwilliam."

Gwilliam by SaucyCaesarTrickOrTreater August 11, 2018

Gillis 

A person who is very kind and honest. He keeps everything truthful and whole. He loves all of his friends and keeps enemies near as well. He knows how to make people laugh, and knows how to break an awkward silence. He loves good music and has a couple of dance moves. He is awesome overall.

Gillis is the coolest kid ever!

Gillis by clappingdog November 6, 2011

Audrey Gillispie 

Audrey Gillispie is a talented 18-year-old freelance singer from OC, California. She is also a validator of Spotify, with an estimated 23,000 listeners every month. She first started her career with the single "Fall For U Again" and is still growing as an artist.

Audrey Gillispie is AMAZING!

Audrey Gillispie by Team Audrey Gillispie June 18, 2021

Alex Gillis 

Hacker.

You should wrap your computer in parkas to protect against Alex Gillis.

Alex Gillis by Julian Felix October 25, 2012

Mrs gillison

Is prehistoric and is a bitch she claps your cheeks if she tells you to go in the hall and might even try to rape you

Damn did you see Mrs gillison she is old asl

Mrs gillison by Bigchungis_101 February 2, 2020