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Gwenifer 

Gwenifers are usually brunette with ocean blue eyes. They only date people whos name ends with my such as Timmy or Jimmy. We all know that as a child they were obsessed with Dora the Explorer but let's face it, in the end, they are resilient and persistent. They probably didn't have the most opportunities or chances as a child because they were ignored or pushed down by society but they didn't let that define them. You are lucky to have one in your life even if you don't know it, but suck it up and appreciate them!
"Gwenifer, I'm going to shoot you with my AK47!"
Gwenifer by Gwenifer Author October 13, 2020
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a unique girl who has much to offer. she's smart, cute, and very funny. she has beautiful mocha skin and although she may be quite weird at times, she seems to be able to put a smile on your face.
She is often referred to as a cutie pie.
yo, isn't Genifer so cool?
Genifer by KramDB January 27, 2009
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Guenifer 

A really tiny sliding person, usually extremely attractive which is why they have so many boyfriends. But they're also a bit picky. They'll only date guys called "Ben" or guys like "Caden" and "Ronan". They will have massive kochoncas and a girth of at least 17 inces. They will also own a lot of furniture and Tupperware
Woah dude, that Titanic mastodon black dildo must belong to Guenifer

Dude, what's Ben's girlfriend called again? I think it's ada- no it's just Guenifer
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gwenivere 

a girl who has been hurt. a lot. a girl who holds her head high, tries to fix everyone else's problems, but refuses to let other people fix her own. a girl who's absolutely amazing, and gorgeous. she is far-fetched, weird, spontaneous, and funny. she often is an outcast, and she is looked at weirdly by others, and most others make fun of her because they think she's crazy before they take the time to get to know her. has a tendency to be an opheliac. lets herself fall into a downward spiral into depression because she can't let her spouse go no matter how many times he's hurt her. her trust, and love is like gold, and she can be one of the most caring people ever. she's the type of girl who has been through A LOT, but still lives on because people NEED her. a gwenivere is my best friend.
That chick seems kinda weird, she must be a gwenivere. We should get to know her
gwenivere by themimmykitten October 19, 2011
Genifer is the most amazing girl to have. Guys want her and girls want to be her. As a friend she always has you back and is not afraid to fight someone for you (even thought she may not win) As a girlfriend she is always loyal to him and never tries to break his heart.

When she is hurting and you can tell make sure to give her the biggest hug because she is a very strong person you can take almost everything.
Girl 1: Omg. I wish I could be like Genifer.

Girl 2: Same!

Boy 1: Dude! How could you let Genifer go?!?

Boy 2: I don’t really know......
Genifer by Maya.boooo June 2, 2018

Gweniver 

A first name that can be also a second name for a girl. A pretty, humble, kind and loving girl. She helps a lot also shines the most. The softest and the best girl you've ever known in the world. This name is a mix of Gwen and Oliver.
friend: you know gweniver?

stranger: yeah! She's the daughter of Gwen and Oliver
Gweniver by yedamsgf August 14, 2021
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