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Guenifer 

A really tiny sliding person, usually extremely attractive which is why they have so many boyfriends. But they're also a bit picky. They'll only date guys called "Ben" or guys like "Caden" and "Ronan". They will have massive kochoncas and a girth of at least 17 inces. They will also own a lot of furniture and Tupperware
Woah dude, that Titanic mastodon black dildo must belong to Guenifer

Dude, what's Ben's girlfriend called again? I think it's ada- no it's just Guenifer
Guenifer by Dank Pan 13 May 21, 2019
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a unique girl who has much to offer. she's smart, cute, and very funny. she has beautiful mocha skin and although she may be quite weird at times, she seems to be able to put a smile on your face.
She is often referred to as a cutie pie.
yo, isn't Genifer so cool?
Genifer by KramDB January 27, 2009
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Gwenifer 

Gwenifers are usually brunette with ocean blue eyes. They only date people whos name ends with my such as Timmy or Jimmy. We all know that as a child they were obsessed with Dora the Explorer but let's face it, in the end, they are resilient and persistent. They probably didn't have the most opportunities or chances as a child because they were ignored or pushed down by society but they didn't let that define them. You are lucky to have one in your life even if you don't know it, but suck it up and appreciate them!
"Gwenifer, I'm going to shoot you with my AK47!"
Gwenifer by Gwenifer Author October 13, 2020
Genifer is the most amazing girl to have. Guys want her and girls want to be her. As a friend she always has you back and is not afraid to fight someone for you (even thought she may not win) As a girlfriend she is always loyal to him and never tries to break his heart.

When she is hurting and you can tell make sure to give her the biggest hug because she is a very strong person you can take almost everything.
Girl 1: Omg. I wish I could be like Genifer.

Girl 2: Same!

Boy 1: Dude! How could you let Genifer go?!?

Boy 2: I don’t really know......
Genifer by Maya.boooo June 2, 2018
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