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Guenifer 

A really tiny sliding person, usually extremely attractive which is why they have so many boyfriends. But they're also a bit picky. They'll only date guys called "Ben" or guys like "Caden" and "Ronan". They will have massive kochoncas and a girth of at least 17 inces. They will also own a lot of furniture and Tupperware
Woah dude, that Titanic mastodon black dildo must belong to Guenifer

Dude, what's Ben's girlfriend called again? I think it's ada- no it's just Guenifer
Guenifer by Dank Pan 13 May 21, 2019
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a unique girl who has much to offer. she's smart, cute, and very funny. she has beautiful mocha skin and although she may be quite weird at times, she seems to be able to put a smile on your face.
She is often referred to as a cutie pie.
yo, isn't Genifer so cool?
Genifer by KramDB January 27, 2009
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Gwenifer 

Gwenifers are usually brunette with ocean blue eyes. They only date people whos name ends with my such as Timmy or Jimmy. We all know that as a child they were obsessed with Dora the Explorer but let's face it, in the end, they are resilient and persistent. They probably didn't have the most opportunities or chances as a child because they were ignored or pushed down by society but they didn't let that define them. You are lucky to have one in your life even if you don't know it, but suck it up and appreciate them!
"Gwenifer, I'm going to shoot you with my AK47!"
Gwenifer by Gwenifer Author October 13, 2020
Genifer is the most amazing girl to have. Guys want her and girls want to be her. As a friend she always has you back and is not afraid to fight someone for you (even thought she may not win) As a girlfriend she is always loyal to him and never tries to break his heart.

When she is hurting and you can tell make sure to give her the biggest hug because she is a very strong person you can take almost everything.
Girl 1: Omg. I wish I could be like Genifer.

Girl 2: Same!

Boy 1: Dude! How could you let Genifer go?!?

Boy 2: I don’t really know......
Genifer by Maya.boooo June 2, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026