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Guybernation

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.
Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.
by Larcondos July 10, 2011
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Guybernation

Deciding to take a break from guys for an extended period of time.
Elisa: I'm so tired of men... I think I'm going to go into guybernation for a while.
by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009
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Gubernational

1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.

2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010
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Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food
Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.
by johnnynono February 25, 2009
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Gaybernation

The 11 months of the year that the gay people are not parading around all day
Tomorrows pride month’s start the gays are going to come out of Gaybernation
by Slavic Leprechaun May 30, 2023
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Gubernational

John Austin is a Gubernational!
by Definition- March 27, 2024
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gaybernating

When someone is gay but pretending they are not by being in a heterosexual relationship.
Jason is married to a woman but dates men on the DL. He’s gaybernating.
by anonymous February 21, 2023
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