Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food

Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.

Guybernating by johnnynono February 25, 2009

Guybernation 

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.

Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.

Guybernation by Larcondos July 10, 2011

Guybernation 

Deciding to take a break from guys for an extended period of time.

Elisa: I'm so tired of men... I think I'm going to go into guybernation for a while.

Guybernation by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

gaybernating 

When someone is gay but pretending they are not by being in a heterosexual relationship.

Jason is married to a woman but dates men on the DL. He’s gaybernating.

gaybernating by anonymous February 21, 2023