guypod
Homo #1: Did you hook up with any cuties?
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!
guypod by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007
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guypolar
An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.
When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.
Gaypod
A name generally referring to a person's iPod, usually a man in which their iPod contains very girly songs, artists, albums.
Jim: I like all sorts of music.
Joe: I know you do. I saw your gaypod, you have Cher, Panic! At The Disco and Jonas brothers. What's wrong with you?
Joe: I know you do. I saw your gaypod, you have Cher, Panic! At The Disco and Jonas brothers. What's wrong with you?
Gaypod by arpmandude July 15, 2009
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guypolar
(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)
"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
guypolar by Tom Sawyer, sitting in the foyer. January 6, 2009
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