Grypod

The gangster version of Arthrogryposis.

Dean is the coolest grypod I know!

by Cripzilla November 23, 2009

Gaypod

A name generally referring to a person's iPod, usually a man in which their iPod contains very girly songs, artists, albums.

Jim: I like all sorts of music.
Joe: I know you do. I saw your gaypod, you have Cher, Panic! At The Disco and Jonas brothers. What's wrong with you?

by arpmandude July 15, 2009

Grypochondriac

A person who can't help but find something wrong with every person, place or thing, and can't stop talking about it.

Guy #1: "While my buddy and his girlfriend were on vacation last December, he actually got the OK from her to hook up with three chicks that looked like they were from the Swedish Bikini Team."
Guy #2: "Oh man, I bet he brags about that all the time."
Guy #1: "Nope, all he's done ever since is gripe that there wasn't a brunette in the bunch. Nothing makes that guy happy. What a grypochondriac."

by Compy DiCompo. March 1, 2014

grypog

Guys 87 + years, who keep big sausages in their pants to make their penis look huge.

That old guy has a sausage in his pants, what a grypog.

by dean christinee April 10, 2010

guypod

A gay man's collection of potential lovers.

Homo #1: Did you hook up with any cuties?
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!

by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007

GuyPod

A man's testicles.

Edith: "Look at that chap in the bushes in the stained raincoat, Vera. He seems to be doing the GuyPod touch and the GuyPod shuffle."

Vera: "Dirty monkey. Shame that he's only got a GuyPod nano."

Edith: "Life is full of such bitter disappointments."

by Juju21 March 12, 2010

Gaypod

A sub-category of i-pods but owned by gay men and have lots of gay music on them.

Gay 1- Oh my god you've got such great music on here there's Britney, Madonna, Kylie, Janet, Hed Kandi and all my favorites OH SHIT you EVEN have CHER!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

Gay 2- Yeah well its my gaypod!

by brighton09 January 23, 2009