Guy #1: "While my buddy and his girlfriend were on vacation last December, he actually got the OK from her to hook up with three chicks that looked like they were from the Swedish Bikini Team."
Guy #2: "Oh man, I bet he brags about that all the time."
Guy #1: "Nope, all he's done ever since is gripe that there wasn't a brunette in the bunch. Nothing makes that guy happy. What a grypochondriac."

Grypochondriac by Compy DiCompo. March 1, 2014

grypog

Guys 87 + years, who keep big sausages in their pants to make their penis look huge.

That old guy has a sausage in his pants, what a grypog.

grypog by dean christinee April 10, 2010

guypod

A gay man's collection of potential lovers.

Homo #1: Did you hook up with any cuties?
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!

guypod by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007

GuyPod

A man's testicles.

Edith: "Look at that chap in the bushes in the stained raincoat, Vera. He seems to be doing the GuyPod touch and the GuyPod shuffle."

Vera: "Dirty monkey. Shame that he's only got a GuyPod nano."

Edith: "Life is full of such bitter disappointments."

GuyPod by Juju21 March 12, 2010

Gaypod

A sub-category of i-pods but owned by gay men and have lots of gay music on them.

Gay 1- Oh my god you've got such great music on here there's Britney, Madonna, Kylie, Janet, Hed Kandi and all my favorites OH SHIT you EVEN have CHER!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

Gay 2- Yeah well its my gaypod!

Gaypod by brighton09 January 23, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026