Guy #1: "While my
buddy and his girlfriend were on vacation last December, he actually got the OK from her to hook up with three chicks that looked like they were from the Swedish Bikini Team."
Guy #2: "Oh man, I bet he brags about that all the
time."
Guy #1: "Nope, all he's done ever since is gripe that there wasn't a brunette in the bunch. Nothing makes that guy happy. What a grypochondriac."