guypoler 

A person usually girls who like one or more guys at a time and say how cute all of them are at once,or when they are around them

Person2:omg Gloria look at that cute guy over there

Gloria:Omg he's so cute but omg look at that guy he's super cute to!

Person 2:omg Gloria your so guypoler!!

guypoler by The darkness April 17, 2014

guypolar

An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.

When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.

guypolar by tf101062 January 17, 2008

guypolar

(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)

"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."

"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."

guypolar by Tom Sawyer, sitting in the foyer. January 6, 2009

Guypolar

When you are unable to pick between multiple crushes. You find yourself confused as to which guy you should date, as you like them all equally

Ashley: I really like Mason, Nate and Noah. I can’t even pick between them! They’re all so cute omgggg
Sarah: Omf Ashley! You’re so guypolar

Guypolar by AllieCattt16 November 6, 2019

guypolar

A mental disorder in which a woman is attracted to a different many each day. Most women are unaware of the disorder but people associated with her will notice and become very irritated. The disorder is most active between ages 12-35 and simmers down after that. People who suffer from guypolar have commitment issues and can not maintain a longterm relationship. Symtoms of guypolar are anger, confusion, attention seeker, loud, and extra flirtatious. People who suffer from guypolar tend to lead men on and are a big tease.

guypolar freak

guypolar by CLOUSEAUNATOR May 16, 2011

guypolar

When a guys hitting on you one minute and ignoring you the next.

This dude is being so guypolar. I can't tell if he likes me or not.

guypolar by broski13 September 3, 2018