Homo #1: Did you hook up with any cuties?
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!
by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007
Get the guypod mug.Edith: "Look at that chap in the bushes in the stained raincoat, Vera. He seems to be doing the GuyPod touch and the GuyPod shuffle."
Vera: "Dirty monkey. Shame that he's only got a GuyPod nano."
Edith: "Life is full of such bitter disappointments."
Vera: "Dirty monkey. Shame that he's only got a GuyPod nano."
Edith: "Life is full of such bitter disappointments."
by Juju21 March 12, 2010
Get the GuyPod mug.An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.
When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.
by tf101062 January 17, 2008
Get the guypolar mug.A name generally referring to a person's iPod, usually a man in which their iPod contains very girly songs, artists, albums.
Jim: I like all sorts of music.
Joe: I know you do. I saw your gaypod, you have Cher, Panic! At The Disco and Jonas brothers. What's wrong with you?
Joe: I know you do. I saw your gaypod, you have Cher, Panic! At The Disco and Jonas brothers. What's wrong with you?
by arpmandude July 15, 2009
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Get the Grypod mug.(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)
"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
by Tom Sawyer, sitting in the foyer. January 6, 2009
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