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gut punch feeling
that feeling when your just chilling and someone tells you something you really did not want to know or you see something you wish you would not have or something hella shitty happens and it results in a feeling as if someone punched your gut, almost feels as though you are going to throw up (can also make ur heart hurt if its really bad)
Ex 1: when that guy you like and who likes you kisses another girl in front of you
Ex 2: when you get paged in a group call by everyone for some shady shit you did a week ago.
Ex 3:
person 1: **finds out their crush doesn't like them
person 2: u good?
person 3: nah i got that gut punch feeling rn cuz that shit hurted .
Ex 2: when you get paged in a group call by everyone for some shady shit you did a week ago.
Ex 3:
person 1: **finds out their crush doesn't like them
person 2: u good?
person 3: nah i got that gut punch feeling rn cuz that shit hurted .
gut punch feeling by hlikeses February 12, 2019
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gut punch abortion
Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*
Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*
Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
gut punch abortion by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016
Griddlers Gut Punch
The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.
1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."
Griddlers Gut Punch by Coach Johnny Mo January 20, 2014
Shotgun Gut Punch
Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
Shotgun Gut Punch by Anonymouse gut puncher February 25, 2021
Shanghai Gut Punch
The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.
Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
Shanghai Gut Punch by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013
Ass Gut Punch
To punch your lady friend in the gut after anal sex causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your cock out in order the clean the shit off.
Dude, I totally fucked ashley in the ass last night! How did the go? Good! But after we were done I had to give her the ass gut punch because she had shit on my cock.
Ass Gut Punch by oz man cometh November 5, 2010
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