Gumped Up

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Seriously messed up. The term "gumped up" was originally coined by a Captain McPherson of Maine. (Long before the film, "Forrest Gump.") The phrase became part of the regional dialect and continues today.

(With Maine accent) "Look at this fuckin' gumped up fuckin' piece of shit."

(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."

Gumped Up by Meester Jeemy July 7, 2011

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Gummed Up The Reed

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

Gummed Up The Reed by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

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Related Words

Gumped Up • Gimped Up • guaped up • Gummed Up • Gummed Up The Reed • G'upped • gumped • Gumped it • Forrest gumped • Bubba Gumped

Gimped Up

Not being able to move normal

Ex. 1

Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.

David Beckwith: Yep.

Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.

Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.

Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?

Beckwith: No I can't.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms.

State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.

Ex. 2

Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?

DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.

Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.

Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.

Gimped Up by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2023

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guaped up

Having Lots of Money having guap

Kels: yo bruh what we doing today
Clos: yo i dont even know but im guaped up
kels: me too bruh lets hit the mall

guaped up by praaa February 14, 2012

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Gummed Up

When you have been going hard for several years on end with the booze and the dope, your brain becomes gummed up. That means its working, but just barelyyy. The gears are spinnin but just fast enough to keep from stalin out.

Pat: "dude why can you barely even figure out what going on?"

Kyle: "dude im all gummed up, i got all smoked up last night and can barely function right now"

Gummed Up by PP the hound December 28, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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