The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.
Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."

by Matthew Fratstar March 25, 2008
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Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"
That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"

Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"
by Fats_Mcgee November 06, 2017
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When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.
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by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
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Derogortory word for Rugby. Man that is known to play Rugby does something stupid and is payed out on for doing so by insulting the sport that he plays.

*Warning copious amounts of running may be needed to aviod obliteration when using this term*
Man1 walks into a door and stubs his toe

Man1: Ouch thats so very painful

Man2 notices while walking by

Man2: GUMBY!

Man2 runs with Man1 coming close behind
by Stannas September 04, 2007
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Used to describe dumb looking, usually squishy animals.
Chad: That frog looks so stupid!
Brad: Little gumby baby frog.
by obamasaidso July 01, 2020
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