The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.

Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Derogortory word for Rugby. Man that is known to play Rugby does something stupid and is payed out on for doing so by insulting the sport that he plays.

*Warning copious amounts of running may be needed to aviod obliteration when using this term*

Used to describe dumb looking, usually squishy animals.