“Are you Gumby”can be used as a simple question to ask if you are stupid or to be said after doing something wrong. “Are you Gumby” can also be used as a direct insult.
*Robert team kills you
OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY
Robert: you scared me… so I shot
“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way
OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY
Robert: you scared me… so I shot
“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way
by Taylor talks to Robert August 27, 2021
Gumby girls usually practice one or more of the four yogas, are kind, less concerned with the superficial, and make great partners. More concerned with overall actions and traits of ongoing goodness, they measure intrinsic value in goodness and integrity rather than monetary value.
Well-rounded bachelor finishes his yoga routine with a feeling of complete happiness - with exception of the Cardi-B worshiping women who he seems to be surrounded by and wonders aloud “where is my gumby-girl?”
The gumby-girl is many men’s definition of perfection. Kind, more selfless, loyal, dependable, and a good business partner. She keeps balance of her mind, body, spirit, professional life, portfolio, and academic ventures… She is a goddess who doesn’t need him, yet wants him. A union with her leaves you both better off!
The gumby-girl is many men’s definition of perfection. Kind, more selfless, loyal, dependable, and a good business partner. She keeps balance of her mind, body, spirit, professional life, portfolio, and academic ventures… She is a goddess who doesn’t need him, yet wants him. A union with her leaves you both better off!
by Tegritus March 2, 2022
The unofficial bastardized Latin motto of many organizations, particularly military units. "Semper", of course is the Latin word for "always". "Gumbi" refers to Gumby, a TV character made of clay. Thus, Semper Gumbi is translated as "Always Flexible."
G.I. Joe: "We were supposed to go back home a month ago but these Iraqis can't get their stuff together. Now we have to stay indefinitely."
G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."
G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."
by the.puppet.man August 8, 2006
Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.
by xboxknowledge June 29, 2011
by pockets1213 October 20, 2006
by Eric October 9, 2003