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Baboons ass 

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon
Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
Baboons ass by Asheater July 17, 2016

baboons ass 

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"
baboons ass by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

poo baboons 

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
poo baboons by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018

Babushka baboons

The Band That was Named Because They Weren't Allowed to Be Failed Abortions
Hey Did You Hear About That New Band? They Are called The Babushka Baboons
Babushka baboons by Thatweurdkne October 31, 2020

Babushka baboons

Hi this is another definition for the word above :) We were going to be called failed abortions but we weren't allowed, so we named them the Babushka baboons they are the most legendary band in the wold if you do not like this band name *normal person* you will not like how we act we are crazy and scream for exact reason if you do then your are a wierd person we love theses type of person SO GO BEYOND also bakugos HAWT!!!!!!
*wierd person no. 1* LOOK THERES THE LEGENDARY BAND BABUSHKA BABOONS DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH ??
*normal person*No they are horrible

Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
Balcony Baboons by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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