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A town in Hertfordshire, England. It has a great history (including the fact its one of the oldest permanently inhabited settlements in Europe, it's home to the Great Bed of Ware and it was once the overnight stop between London and Cambridge) but unfortunately these days there is absolutely noting to do if you're over 8 and under 65.
Guy 1: Let's go to Ware tomorrow.
Guy 2: Where's Ware, hahahahahah...
Guy 1: No. Just no.
Guy 3: What, to visit Londis, or maybe even Costcutters if we really want to splash out...
Guy 1: Goid point...
Ware by Man6616 November 15, 2011
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Ever go into a stare and kind of think about what your staring at well i do and i call it a Ware

Wonder Stare = Ware
Hey Lewis you see family guy last night?
Lewis damn you interupted my ware

Bob- Was trying to speak to lewis about lasnt nights family guy but he was having a ware
Grant- nothing like a good ware
Ware by Lewis3000 August 19, 2009
Ware is a small town located in Western Massachusetts, not too far from Springfield. It's a pointless and stupid place to live with a bunch of senior citizens that are always protesting money being spent on new schools.
Person 1: Heyyy, you live in Ware?
Person 2: Yeah it really sucks.
Ware by NoLongerInWare March 22, 2009
A name or word used by metal fans and metal bands to describe their type of music and their popularity that their music used to have.
omg its not fair! The fucking new genre of rock took over our gare! lets call this new genre nu-metal because its sucky and nu and it sounds just like our old genre called metal! They stole it from us! We will never forgive them!
ware by So3_Fate September 28, 2006
A second-rate IT unprofessional who only does one thing well, Delay.
Sorry we're going to be an hour late for lunch today guys. I've got to pull a Ware and slowly fix a problem that even an imbecile could do in minutes.
Ware by Bulletproof Vest October 1, 2021

Ware Whare 

A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse.

Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".
Guy 1 : Where'd you get your jandals bro?
Guy 2 : At the ware whare for $5 bro.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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