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someone who travels by caravan and lives in a house
you're a guman
Guman by myd July 31, 2012
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Guman Syndrom

Everyone from time to time says something completly stupid and unnecessary not making any sense. This is called ''Guman Syndrom''. This syndrom is named after the first victim of this disease named Guman. One of the symptoms is when the person responds to any sentence by: WHO ASKED? In the worst cases it can lead to pelvic bend and tilting of legs which can ruin your posture. Doctors found out, that there is no cure to this horrifying dissease and the person who has it, is destined to demency.
Guman syndrom is a kind of a lesser demency which can be spread by talking with the person who has this syndrom. Overally you should not spend time in an environment surrounded by people with this disease. One of the examples which can immediatly allert you is following:
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''
Guman Syndrom by InsaneHeadBang June 18, 2022
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Xuoer Guman

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(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.
Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!
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Lai guanlin is too dangerous for my heart
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Guano-a-guano 

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.
In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!
Guano-a-guano by BobNJ November 15, 2010
Slang For "What's Going On Then" Commonly Used By Teenagers
"Hey What's Guanin Blud?"
Guanin by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009
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