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A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.

Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!

gunk-eye by Zeehar October 9, 2005

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eye gunk

When you wake up in the morning, if you have crusties in your eye that is "eye gunk". Tends to look a lot like boogers.

i woke up in the morning and had eye gunk, it looked a lot like boogers.

eye gunk by smurflinggrl May 28, 2008

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eye gunk

The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.

Bob umm Mary?

Mary Yes Bob?

Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .

Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!

Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!

Mary omg ewww!

Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...

Mary Fml.

eye gunk by stoned123 July 26, 2011

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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