Guije
Guije is the disgusting un-identified human fluid created for no reason when anything out of the ordinary occurs. It is nasty and should be avoided at all costs.
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guinea pig shots
The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.
"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013
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Guije • Guijew • guinea pig • guinea • Guidette • guidelines • guide • Guided Missiles • Guile • guine
Guinea Grits
Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011
Guide Dogging
Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012
Acrapulators Guide
A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.
Acrapulators Guide by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005
Guiseley
A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.
Abbreviation: G-Town
Abbreviation: G-Town
Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.
Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!
Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!
Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!
Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!
Guiseley by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009
guiness book of records
The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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