Skip to main content

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
Related Words
Guigo guigor Guigoz Guido gigolo Grigor Guimo GIGO Guito Guilo
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

Grigoriy 

Григорий): Russian form of Greek Gregorios, meaning "watchful; vigilant." A phenomenal man, one of a kind. Extremely extroverted, romantic and kind. Very very sexy. Gets along well with everyone.Definitely the most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile in a heartbeat. His smile lights up a room. Can be very cryptic and has quite a sense of humor. A bit of gangsta...may actually be the...OG. Also referred to as Goose, Goosenok, Grishka and Grig.
I don't know how to explain it, he is just so Grigoriy.
Grigoriy by Lastochka March 18, 2009

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004

Gigolo aunt 

A Girl who is usually very cute and pretty that seduces men makes them madly fall in love with her using her specific ways but unlike a male gigolo she's not interested in money but only the pleasure of capturing and breaking their heart.
its also a popular Syd Barrett song.
guy #1:"i want to kill myself for her..."
guy#2:"dude its not worth it shes a gigolo aunt, she's done this to many others"
guy#1:"what should i do then?"
guy#2:"i don't know. go listen to syd barrett or something."
Gigolo aunt by shane713 January 11, 2015