Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

Guffard by k.e.p March 22, 2011

Guffart 

The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.

From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."

Similar words include: Shart, Snart

"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."

Guffart by Doc Daredevil Dagwood Dipthong January 6, 2007

Guffar 

The word originates from the Moors who during the battle of tours in 732 created the word to insult the majority of ginger haired people they were fighting against. Word stems from Kuffar(Infidels).

Eat that food before God turns you into a guffar.
Don't be such a guffar.

Guffar by Kaan September 12, 2004

Mr Goffard 

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

Mr Goffard by Hooverz July 14, 2019

giffard 

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

giffard by mike January 5, 2004

guffarten 

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.

Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.

guffarten by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016

Guffartled 

Guffartled -

Definition: The act of laughing so hard that the laugher almost, or literally, shits themselves.

Example: When Gareth saw who won the synonym contest, he guffartled all over the kitchen floor.

Guffartled by Anders Bolt March 26, 2022