A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.
Is also the star of a future rap song.
Is also the star of a future rap song.
Wheres my Guffard!
by k.e.p March 22, 2011
Get the Guffard mug.The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.
From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."
Similar words include: Shart, Snart
From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."
Similar words include: Shart, Snart
"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."
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The word originates from the Moors who during the battle of tours in 732 created the word to insult the majority of ginger haired people they were fighting against. Word stems from Kuffar(Infidels).
by Kaan September 12, 2004
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That mr goffard is an absolute legend
by Hooverz July 14, 2019
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by mike January 5, 2004
Get the giffard mug.The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.
Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.
by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016
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Definition: The act of laughing so hard that the laugher almost, or literally, shits themselves.
Definition: The act of laughing so hard that the laugher almost, or literally, shits themselves.
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