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Guffauto 

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.
Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!
Guffauto by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022
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The word originates from the Moors who during the battle of tours in 732 created the word to insult the majority of ginger haired people they were fighting against. Word stems from Kuffar(Infidels).
Eat that food before God turns you into a guffar.
Don't be such a guffar.
Guffar by Kaan September 12, 2004

guffarten 

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.
Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.
guffarten by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016

Guffartled 

Guffartled -

Definition: The act of laughing so hard that the laugher almost, or literally, shits themselves.
Example: When Gareth saw who won the synonym contest, he guffartled all over the kitchen floor.
Guffartled by Anders Bolt March 26, 2022
The act of eating the cuccinelli out of a woman's mouth
She saw all that cuccinelli dripping out of her friend's mouth and HAD to guffari it.
guffari by dahnb2000 July 29, 2022
A guffawrt is the practice of simultaneously laughing, or guffawing, and farting.
My most embarassing guffawrt was during a job interview at Sizzler.
guffawrt by Brunocerous December 14, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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