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Mr Goffard 

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.
That mr goffard is an absolute legend
Mr Goffard by Hooverz July 14, 2019
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a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.
that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!
giffard by mike January 5, 2004
A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.
Wheres my Guffard!
Guffard by k.e.p March 22, 2011
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026