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Manchester United are guff!
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"general unspecified free food"
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
Guff
Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
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guff by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005
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