Guff

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."
by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003
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A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.
"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"
by McGee88 March 12, 2009
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A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!
A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)
by KirstieBabes; June 13, 2009
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A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.
That Guff cunts got a big mouth.
by Richard Head146 June 02, 2019
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The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles
Guff is a really cool skin
by Gufflover26 May 27, 2021
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She guffs for free.

I'm guffing someone today.
by Dict.Tape November 28, 2017
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A word to describe people who can’t close their legs. Always posting slaggy pics n sliding into boys dms 24/7.
That’s such a guff photo.
Ew she’s such a guff.
by YourAverageEssexGals May 21, 2019
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