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guess what 

a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.

me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
guess what by papermachete December 28, 2005
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guess what 

words used to build anticipation, usually followed by something totally boring.
"guess what?"
"what?"
"i've decided to sign up for spanish 3 blahblahblah"
guess what by whatever guy August 6, 2005

Guess What? 

Billy: " guess what?"
Jr: " Wha-"
Billy : "CHICKEN BUTT.. hehe :)"
Guess What? by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020

guess what 

when you use the sentence guess what the other person is not allowed to use what as a response they, have to guess in a timely manner or suffer dire consequences
guess what......
what.......

guess what 

you: guess what
me: chicken butt
guess what by anxrew October 14, 2023

guess what 

That Awesome Rap song you still probably haven't heard because of COVID.
Hey, have you heard 'Guess What'?

- What?

Guess What, that rap song by Russ.

-Who is Russ?
guess what by CrackerTheJack April 8, 2021

guess what? 

its usually said when something is saying something you are not interested in or care about
Mia:I had mcdonalds last night because mum didnt cook.
Dionne:Guess what?
guess what? by Realest Bae September 10, 2016
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